“You’re fucking with a savage … and it’d be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah”, are the words to Demi Lovato’s perfect pop hit, Sorry Not Sorry. And holy shit do I relate to that song. 

I tried to grab your attention with this blog title, hoping you'd think it was some intriguing online confession to adultery, but unfortunately it's not

Words rule. I like to say words to people that they probably wouldn’t usually use and then see if they use them back to me, it makes me feel like I have psychic power over them.