The Subtle Art Of Manipulation
Getting married before the age of 25 comes with a divorce rate of over 60%. And I got married one week before my 25th birthday, right in the danger zone.
Read MoreGetting married before the age of 25 comes with a divorce rate of over 60%. And I got married one week before my 25th birthday, right in the danger zone.
Read MoreWhen I’m nervous, I get sassy. Once I was pulled over by the police for an RBT and was so nervous that when they asked me if I’d consumed any drugs or alcohol tonight I told the officer that I’d only done a “little bit of heroin”.
Read MoreIf you’ve ever seen me driving anywhere and I haven’t seen you (first of all you’re a creep, stop watching me when I’m not aware) but secondly, chances are you’ve witnessed me looking mad serious, singing to myself.
Read MoreToday was a bad day for me. People wonder why I don’t tell them things about my life; moving, having babies, getting married, and it’s because I’m superstitious and I think it jinxes things to talk about them
Read More“You’re fucking with a savage … and it’d be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah”, are the words to Demi Lovato’s perfect pop hit, Sorry Not Sorry. And holy shit do I relate to that song.
Read MoreI tried to grab your attention with this blog title, hoping you'd think it was some intriguing online confession to adultery, but unfortunately it's not
Read MoreWords rule. I like to say words to people that they probably wouldn’t usually use and then see if they use them back to me, it makes me feel like I have psychic power over them.
Read MoreI work outside now. I used to work inside, in aircon in front of a screen. And now I work in the full sun on a mountain in a physical job. And while there are many differences between indoor, passive and outdoor, active work, the one I didn't anticipate is how sweaty your undies get. Seriously, it's like I've weed myself every hot day. And the other day, after working in the full sun, with the temperature peaking at 37 degrees I physically couldn't roll my undies back up after peeing.
Read MoreI went for an ultrasound a few years ago because I had had a lot of trouble falling pregnant and was sure something would be wrong.
Read MoreStep One: Don’t have a baby.
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